DirectX Redistributable 9.0c December 2006

Microsoft DirectX is a group of technologies designed to make Windows-based PCs an ideal platform for running and displaying applications rich in multimedia elements such as full- color graphics, 3D animation, video and rich audio. DirectX 9.0 includes security and performance updates, along with many new features across all technologies, which can be accessed by applications using the DirectX 9.0 APIs.

DirectX 9.0 End-User Runtime setup minimizes the download size but requires an internet connection during setup. The DirectX 9.0 Redist is available for download for those users that do not have an internet connection available during installation or Setup has trouble connecting to the Microsoft server.

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ICS + ZoneAlarm Pro 6.5

Asalamualaikum...

Hari ni dengan penuh kerajinan, aku upload satu tutorial yang sangat penting untuk diri aku dan kepada sesiapa yang memerlukan tutorial ini. Tutorial ni berkenaan Internet Connection Sharing (ICS) + menggunakan firewall ZoneAlarm Pro. Sila ambek perhatian, tutorial yang tertera ni, bukan di lakukan oleh golongan profesional, jadi kalau ada salah silap tu maafkan lah ye, sebab aku pun tak berapa pandai nak configure betul-betul, asalkan ianya tak ada problem rasanya tak jadi masalah. Sebelum terlupa, hanya ZoneAlarm Pro yang support ICS!!!

Antara masalah yang timbul, apabila networking yang di buat tu guna ICS dan guna firewall zonealarm ni, kebanyakan pc client tak boleh nak connect ke internet. Bila turn off/disable firewall boleh online senang-senang pulak. .

Langkah pertama nak buat ICS ni senang je. Kita kena set enable ICS pada PC1 atau mana-mana pc yang connect ke internet untuk dijadikan Gateway. Langkah-langkah adalah seperti berikut :

1. Start menu > Control panel > Dwi klik 'Network Connections'
2. Kemudian klik properties seperti gambo kat bawah nieh.


3. Pegi ke tab Advanced seperti gamba di bawah.

Ok skang dah siap pun. So PC1 korang dah jadi Gateway. So kalau pc lain atau pc client yang berhubung ke internet tu akan melalui ke PC1 kemudian berhubung ke internet. Okie Habis topik ICS.

Sebelum tu dibawah ni adalah topologi di rumah aku, aku sertakan sekali ip address tu, so kalau korang nak ikut pun boley, nak reka no ip sendiri pun boley, tapi pastikan ianya betul le.

Gambarajah Topologi

Cara nak set ip pada setiap pc seperti gambarajah di atas adalah seperti berikut:

1. Start menu > Control panel > Dwi klik 'Network Connections'
2. Kemudian klik properties seperti gambo kat bawah nieh.


3. Kendian dalam list tu pilih 'Internet Protocol' (TCP/IP) & seterusnya klik button 'Properties' seperti gambo kat bawah nih.


4. Isi no ip di dalam kotak di bawah ni seperti di dalam gambarah topologi di atas.


5. Selesai. Skang pegi ke PC2 atau pc client yang lain, ubah ip address mengikut gambarajah topologi di atas.

Di PC2 tu, harus di ingat, Default Gateway kena letak Ip Address PC1, sebabnya line internet tu akan melalui PC1 dahulu, kemudian terus ke internet. Kalau taruk 192.168.0.1 (default) sure tak jalan.

Ok, dah siap.. Skang ni pc client dah buleh connect ke internet, cuma tak ada firewall lah.. Esok aku sambung macam mana nak configure ZoneAlarm Pro yang memeningkan nih.. Tunggu..

Ehem.. Skang ni nak pasang firewall, ZoneAlarm Pro 6.5. Terpulang la kepada korang samada nak install pada kedua-dua PC (PC1 dan PC2) tapi bagi aku install pada satu pc pun dah cukup. Kita hanya perlu pasang pada PC1 (gateway) je, sbbnya kita dah guna ICS, maknanya secara automatik PC1 (gateway) tadi telah melindungi PC2 atau pc client yang lain daripada ancaman internet.

Langkah Pertama, install ZoneAlarm Pro pada PC1, masukkan serial number, dan Selesai. Cara nak setting boleh rujuk gambarajah kat bawah ni. Klik gambar untuk beso kan gambar sekiranya anda rabun.

1. Pada bahagian 'Firewall' ni pastikan setting dia macam ni.Tengok gambo kat bawah nieh.


2. Kemudian klik butang Advanced.


3. Dalam 'Advanced Settings' nieh setting la seperti gambarajah di bawah. Kemudian dah siap klik OK je.


4. Skang pegi ke tab 'Zones' dan korang buleh la ikut setting seperti gambarajah di bawah ni. Aku pun tatau nak configure sebenornye, ini pun main bedal je, asalkan internet jalan, no problemo.Err.. cara nak masukkan ialah dengan cara klik button Add>> kat bawah tu..


5. OK Selesai... Semudah A B C..Muehehe

Mogok

Cuba zoom, ada sekoq mamat sedang skodeng asshole.. Keskeskes..

CD Key

Ini aku ceduk dari site mana aku lupa. Cuma nak share, sesiapa yang nak boleh amik. Aku belum test lagi cd-key ni sebab aku punya OS memang dah original. Cd Key ni adalah original menya untuk Mic. Windows Xp Pro SP2. Terima kasih.

V2C47 – MK7JD – 3R89F – D2KXW – VPK3J

Britney & Paris Hilton

Usha betul-betul tangan Paris Hilton pegang apa? Lesbian ke budak 2 ekoq nih? BIsex kot. Tension la macam nih..

Lawak

Dengar Dulu, Jangan Mencelah

Atan sikecil melihat kereta ayahnya melalui taman permainan dan memasuki suatu belukar. Ingin tahu, dia ikut kereta itu dan lihat Ayahnya dan Mak Cik Junaidah berpelukan mesra. Atan sikecil mendapati ini suatu berita hangat dan tak sabar merahsiahkannya terus berlari balik kerumah memberitahu ibunya.

"Mak, tadi saya ditaman permainan dan nampak kereta Ayah masuk dalam belukar dengan Mak Cik Junaidah. Saya pergi dekat dan lihat Ayah betul-betul cium Mak Cik, kemudian Ayah tolong bukakan bajunya. Lepas tu Mak Cik tolong buka seluar Ayah, lepas tu Mak Cik Junaidah......"

Ketika ini Maknya mencelah dan berkata..

"Atan, ini suatu cerita hebat dan panas, apa kata simpan dulu untuk dihabiskan masa ita makan malam ini. Mak nak tengok apa reaksi diwajah Ayahmu masa Atan bercerita nanti."

Waktu makan malam, Ibu minta Atan memulakan ceritanya. Sekali lagi Atan pun memulakan ceritanya!..

"Mak, mak, tadi saya ditaman permainan dan nampak kereta Ayah masuk dalam belukar dengan Mak Cik Junaidah. Saya pergi dekat dan lihat Ayah betul-betul cium Mak Cik, kemudian Ayah tolong bukakan bajunya. Lepas tu Mak Cik tolong buka seluar Ayah, lepas tu Mak Cik Junaidah dan Ayah buat sama macam Mak dan Pak Cik Osman selalu buat Masa Ayah kerja askar dahulu tu."

Si Emak terlopong.... Terkadang-kadang kita perlu dan terpaksa mendengar sesuatu cerita hingga habis sebelum mencelah Keskeskes..

Moses

Mengikut pirasat gua lah MOSES ni Nabi Musa kan. Boleh dia buat lawak macam ni. Lahanat punya kapir. Tapi lawak jugak Kekeke.. Hmm!

Luahan Perasaan

Kat bawah ni aku saje je copy balik, di mana aku menghantar aduan ini ke sesuatu tempat. Aduan di berbunyi seperti di bawah.

broadband yg ada di malaysia ni, terutama telekom ni, mmg banyak org pakai.
bila dah ramai pakai, mungkin dia org ni besar kepala, service tak ada kualiti.
dulu saya pernah bercakap dengan operator streamyx, utk meminta bantuan.
bantuan ttg masalah erorr 678 yg saya dapat.
jawapan diaorg tu saya rasa terlalu simple, budak kecik pun tahu..
dia org ingat kita ni bodoh sgt ke? buta IT?
dan masalah tak jugak selesai..
setelah 1 bulan berlalu saya dah boring telefon operator service center telekom tu..
masa buat trouble shooting ntah apa-apa..
buat benda sama, tapi langsung tak jalan connection..
encik pikir lah 1 bulan tak leh guna internet, tapi bil bulanan tetap kena bayar..
kalau setahun macam ni kompeni boleh lingkup cik..

akhirnya..
saya telefon ke pusat telekom di cawangan negeri ni..
baru lah jumpa dia punya engineer, yg betul2 pakar dlm bidang ni..
rupa-rupanya masalah ni bukan masa pada komputer saya, tapi berpunca dari ibu sawat..
masalah selesai dalam masa 4-5jam kemudiannya setelah engineer tu pergi baiki di ibu sawat tu..

so kat sini, khidmat operator di service center tu tak ada kualiti..
mereka ni patut di beri kursus yg lebih berkesan, jgn ajar benda2 basic, pengguna dah tau semua tu..

pengguna seperti saya ni rasanya..
kalau lah bayaran mahal sikit pun tak apa..
asalkan berkualiti, tak ada masalah, kihdmat terbaik..
ini kalau murah pun, tapi kualiti tak ada.. buat apa..

saya tinggal di kelantan..
kalau di ikutkan hati nak sangat register perkhidmatan broadband di singapore tu..
tapi jauh sangat.. mungkin service dia org tu tak ada kat sini..
singapore negara kecik ada service broadband terbaik..
sepatutnya kita malaysia, rakyat ramai, sepatutnya lebih baik dari singapore..
saya malu singaporean asyik menyindiri negara kita..
saya rasa macam nak tukar je jadi warga negara lain kalau mampu..

harap encik, memahami perasaan kami ni.
saya telah mewakili seluruh rakyat malaysia yg guna streamyx ni..
ini lah perasaan yg di miliki oleh pengguna streamyx..
banyak lagi sebenarnya yg saya nak tulis..
tapi tak apa lah lain kali saya sambung..

saya minta maaf sekiranya mana-mana pihak tersinggung bila baca kandungan isi hati saya ni..
sekian terima kasih... KAVAMakaveli

AutoPatcher XP (32bit) November 2006 FULL/UPDATE

AutoPatcher is a comprehensive collection of patches, addons and registry tweaks that give you peace of mind in the knowledge that your Windows system is up to date, even before you connect it to the Internet. AutoPatcher XP is an installation package designed for Windows XP to quickly patch a system with the most current updates and tweaks available, so you can update your system quick and easily and requires no user interaction once you have selected what to install.

Just simply run this Application, and it will get your machine up to date in a matter of minutes so you can enjoy the better things in life instead of sitting afront of your computer and trying to figure out which update is right for you. The stability and the usability of this program is also excellent. Thanks to its slick GUI and its easy to use interface, updating your machine is a snap!

Besides the updates one finds on Windows Update (which are not portable), Microsoft also issues special updates (called administrative updates or network install updates), which do not require an Internet connection present during the installation process. The user however will have to answer to a series of (for the most part identical) questions. Even this can be an annoyance since it requires the user’s presence for quite some time.

AutoPatcher is based on the functionality of these special updates, automating their installation process. This way, with only a few mouse clicks and two minutes of your time, AutoPatcher is able to continue with the installation of the items you selected. In short, AutoPatcher combines the advantage of both Windows Update (presentation and description of updates and automated installation), and the special administrative updates (portability and installation without the need of an Internet connection).

This release is based on the all-new AutoPatcher 5.0. Although it was made with Windows XP SP2 English in mind, it will load on any (English) Windows version, showing only the items which match the running environment. - 9down.com

Windows XP SP2 - Critical Updates

KB873339: Security Update for Windows XP
KB885835: Security Update for Windows XP
KB885836: Security Update for Windows XP
KB886185: Critical Update for Windows XP
KB887742: Critical Update for Windows XP
KB888302: Security Update for Windows XP
KB890830: Malicious Software Removal Tool v1.22
KB890859: Security Update for Windows XP
KB891781: Security Update for Windows XP
KB893756: Security Update for Windows XP
KB896358: Security Update for Windows XP
KB896422: Security Update for Windows XP
KB896423: Security Update for Windows XP
KB896424: Security Update for Windows XP
KB896428: Security Update for Windows XP
KB899587: Security Update for Windows XP
KB899589: Security Update for Windows XP
KB899591: Security Update for Windows XP
KB900725: Security Update for Windows XP
KB901017: Security Update for Windows XP
KB901190: Security Update for Windows XP
KB901214: Security Update for Windows XP
KB905414: Security Update for Windows XP
KB905749: Security Update for Windows XP
KB908519: Security Update for Windows XP
KB908531: Security Update for Windows XP (v2)
KB911280: Security Update for Windows XP (v2)
KB911562: Security Update for Windows XP
KB911564: Security Update for Plug-in do Windows Media Player
KB911567: Cumulative Security Update for Outlook Express for Windows XP
KB911927: Security Update for Windows XP
KB912919: Security Update for Windows XP
KB913580: Security Update for Windows XP
KB914388: Security Update for Windows XP
KB914389: Security Update for Windows XP
KB917422: Security Update for Windows XP
KB917537: Security Update for Windows XP
KB917953: Security Update for Windows XP
KB918439: Security Update for Internet Explorer for Windows XP SP2
KB919007: Security Update for Windows XP
KB920213: Security Update for Windows XP
KB920214: Security Update for Outlook Express for Windows XP
KB920670: Security Update for Windows XP
KB920683: Security Update for Windows XP
KB920685: Security Update for Windows XP
KB921398: Security Update for Windows XP
KB922582: Update for Windows XP
KB922616: Security Update for Windows XP
KB922760: Cumulative Update for Internet Explorer for Windows XP SP2
KB922819: Security Update for Windows XP
KB923191: Security Update for Windows XP
KB923414: Security Update for Windows XP
KB923980: Security Update for Windows XP
KB924270: Security Update for Windows XP
KB924496: Security Update for Windows XP
KB925486: Security Update for Windows XP SP2

Windows XP SP2 - Recommended updates

KB319740: Update for Windows XP (v5)
KB831240: Update for HighMAT support in the Windows XP CD Writing Wizard
KB884020: Update for Windows XP
KB884883: Update for Windows XP (v8)
KB885222: Update for Windows XP (v2)
KB886677: Update for Windows XP
KB886716: Update for Windows XP (v2)
KB889527: Update for Windows XP (v3)
KB889673: Update for Windows XP
KB891122: Update for DRM-enabled Media Players
KB894395: Update for Windows XP
KB896344: Update for Windows XP (v2)
KB896626: Update for Windows XP (v2)
KB897338: Update for Windows XP SP2 (v3)
KB897663: Update for Windows XP
KB898458: Security Update for the Step-by-Step Interactive Training Application
KB898461: Update for Windows XP
KB898900: Update for Windows XP (v2)
KB900485: Update for Windows XP (v2)
KB903234: Update for Windows XP
KB904412: Update for Windows XP (v2)
KB904942: Update for Windows XP (v2)
KB906569: Update for Windows XP (v2)
KB907865: Update for Windows XP
KB908521: Update for Windows XP
KB909095: Update for Windows XP
KB909520: Microsoft Base Smart Card Cryptographic Service Provider Package
KB910437: Update for Windows XP
KB912461: Update for Windows XP
KB912817: Windows XP COM+ Hotfix Rollup Package 13 (v2)
KB913538: Update for Windows XP
KB916595: Update for Windows XP
KB916846: Update for Windows XP
KB917021: Update for Windows XP (v3)
KB918005: Update for Windows XP (v4)
KB918093: Update for Windows XP
KB918766: Update for Outlook Express 6.0 on Microsoft Windows XP (v2)
KB919071: FIX: For VMR9 in Windows XP
KB920342: Update for Windows XP
KB920872: Update for Windows XP
KB922120: Update for Windows XP (v5)
KB924867: Update for Windows XP
KB924941: Update for Windows XP
KB928388: Update for Windows XP

Components

.NET Framework:
- .NET Framework 1.1 (+SP1)
- .NET Framework 3.0
- KB886903: Security Update for .NET Framework 1.1 SP1
- KB922481: Security Update for .NET Framework 2.0 (aka KB917283)
- KB922770: Security Update for .NET Framework 2.0
Internet Explorer 7
Microsoft Journal Viewer 1.5.2316.0 (only in Full)
Microsoft Management Console 3.0 (KB907265)
Microsoft XML Parser (MSXML):
- KB887606: Security Update for MSXML 2.6
- KB924191: Security Update for MSXML 3.0 SP7 on Windows XP
- MSXML 3.0 SP7
- MSXML 4.0 SP2 including KB927978
- MSXML 6.0 including KB927977
Network Diagnostic Tool (KB914440 v12)
User Profile Hive Cleanup 1.6d
Windows Defender v1.1.1593.0
Windows Installer 3.1 (v2)
Windows Live Messenger v8.0.0812
Windows Media Player 11
Windows Media Connect 2.0 (only in Full)
Windows Messenger 5.1.0701 (only in Full)
Windows PowerShell 1.0 for Windows XP SP2 (KB926139)
Windows Script 5.6 for Windows XP (v5.6.0.8825)
- KB917344: Windows Script 5.6 Security Update for Windows XP SP1 and SP2
Windows Update v6

WGA (Optional!)

Windows Genuine Advantage

Add-ons

'Royale' Theme (only in Full)
5x Screensavers (only in Full)
Adaptec ASPI
Bootvis 1.3.37 (only in Full)
Copy Profile Tool
Delete Microsoft Java VM tool
DirectX Control Panel applet
Google Toolbar v4.0.1020.6156 (only in Full)
IE spell 2.5.1 (only in Full)
PowerMenu 1.5.1
Remove Windows Messenger tool
Macromedia (Adobe) Flash Player 9.0.28.0 for Internet Explorer (only in Full)
Macromedia (Adobe) Flash Player 9.0.28.0 for Mozilla, Firefox, Opera and Netscape (only in Full)
Macromedia (Adobe) Shockwave Player v10.1.4.020 (only in Full)
Microsoft Color Control Panel Applet for Windows XP (only in Full)
Microsoft Windows User State Migration Tool v2.6.1
Official Windows XP PowerToys (only in Full):
- Alt-Tab Replacement
- CD Slide Show Generator
- ClearType Tuner
- HTML Slide Show Wizard
- Image Resizer
- Open Command Window Here
- Power Calculator
- SyncToy v1.2
- Taskbar Magnifier
- Virtual Desktop Manager
- Webcam Timershot
Startup Control Panel 2.8
Sun Java 1.5.0_09 (only in Full)
TweakUI 2.10
TweakUI Control Panel applet
Wallpapers (only in Full):
- AutoPatcher Wallpaper
- Delete Win9x style wallpapers option
- Delete default WinXP wallpapers option
- New Wallpapers (x16 at last count)
Windows Uptime Tool

What's the difference between Full, Lite, Update and Beta?

• Full
  
  This is the whole kit and kaboodle. You get all of Microsoft's patches (both critical and non-critical), add-ons (such as Windows Media Player and .NET Framework), various common registry tweaks, and some cool third-party extensions (such as PowerMenu and RunWithArguments).
• Lite
  
  All of Microsoft's patches are still in, along with the more important component updates and all of the registry tweaks, but some third party extensions may also be left out (e.g. Sun Java). The result is a much smaller package.
• Update
  
  These are updates to Full and Lite releases. Rather than downloading a new Full or Lite release every month, you can use these to update the one you already have. To avoid problems you should not skip months. (i.e. January Full + March Update is wrong... you skipped February).
• QMUP
  
  The update releases require a previous AutoPatcher Full/Lite (last month's). QMUPs can work on their own. This means that you don't have to install it over a previous AutoPatcher and then re-run it just to install the new updates.
• Beta
  
  These are like Full or Lite, except they have not beed thoroughly tested. Releases are usually given Beta status when they're based on an unreleased version of the AutoPatcher platform (i.e. AutoPatcher 6.0).

Maklumat Lanjut Sila Lawati
+http://www.autopatcher.com/

Download AutoPatcher (FULL)
+http://autopatcher.sjc.cachefly.net/AutoPatcher_XP_Nov06_ENU_Full.exe

Download AutoPatcher (UPDATE)
+http://autopatcher.sjc.cachefly.net/AutoPatcher_XP_Nov06_ENU_Update.exe

Britney s Pussy

Itu dia... pussy kegemaran rakyat jelata.. Wakakaka.. Kalau tgk betul-betul ada calar skit, maybe cukur pakai sabun atau mata pisau tumpul. Keskeskes. Ini pic bukan aku yang empunya, tapi ahmad albab yg punya.. Akan bersambung.. Tunggu..

Ratu Of Da Year 2006

Huhu Stiimmnye..!

PC FRYER

Believe O Not?

Siti Oh Siti

Setelah berkawen ni, macam-macam masalah timbul kat dia ni. Ini kes seperti nak jatuh-jatuh kan dia, mungkin orang dengki, atau tak berkenan dia kawen dgn Datok K. Itu dah jodoh dia kan nak bising buat apa. Tak boleh tgk orang lain senang, ade-ade saje. Ari tu timbul gambar dia ada lovebite kat leher, yang tu aku tak boleh komen, tak pasal kena saman. Kena gigit nyamuukk kot.. Keskeskes.. Tapi ttg gambar ni la kan, aku rasa 'nampak puting' tetek tu tak betul. Kalau tgk gambar tu betul2 dia pakai bra. So jgn la jadi bodoh sangat, takkan masa nyanyi tu boleh stim ye tak? Pada pirasat aku yg tak berapa betul ni, yang timbul tu bukan puting, tapi bucu pada bra kan. Tapi.... exotic gak bra dia bulat semacam je.. Keskeskes.. Ini kalau tanya perempuan diaorg lebih arif. Hmm..

Fuck OFF!!

Asalanya dulu lisen original, owner dia dari German. Lisen type : commercial key untuk 2 biji komputer. Tapi bila guna konsep 'sharing is caring' ni ntah berapa jutaan manusia guna lisen yang sama. Keskeskes.. Buleh lingkup kompeni. Tapi malangnya bila jadi macam ni tak buleh nak update virus definition. Agaknya owner dia pun dah pening kepala skang ni pasal lisen dia kena blacklist.. Keskeskes.. Ada satu lagi, aku try menjadi.. buleh reactivate semula menggunakan serial number ni : CT1Y6-CM97M-TNYTF-49S77

Huhu Manjanya!

Gath Jiwang.org

Hehe... Gath Jiwang.org yg di adakan tempoh ari.. Err Nov 25 2006. Dalam pic nampak semuanya meriah. Gambar kat atas tu pun senyum je, maknanya heppi lah tuh. Walaupun aku tak berpeluang pegi, erm.. rasa tumpang gembira jugak lah sebab mereka kata seronok, aku pun rasa seronok jugak bila dapat lihat gambar korang di sini hahaha.. Siapa mereka berempat kat atas tu ye? Hihihi..