What If You Cannot Speak English..

There was a Chinese lady married to an English gentleman and they lived in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed somehow to communicate with her husband. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries.

One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request, and in desperation, lifted up her skirt to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast. The lady got what she wanted.

The third day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her husband to the store....... ... so what did she do?

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What are you thinking?

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HellOOOooooooOOOooo , her husband speaks English laa!!

Nenek Lu!

Do Not Sleep

DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH

Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.

DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA

Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. So go to bed without it.

DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE

Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mo! bile phone near you, switch it off first.

DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP

People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

Lastly.....

DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE / HUSBAND

You may never wake up again. : )

Masalah Siaran Di Astro

Kepada pengguna Astro, sekiranya anda mempunyai masalah dengan siaran Astro boleh mencuba langkah-langkah yang diberi di bawah. TQ 4 sharing.

Pada sesiapa yang ada masalah dengan DSR Astro dimana mereka tidak dapat siaran pada masa tertentu sehinggakan berlarutan dan kadangkala tiada siaran terus:

1. Sebelum memanggil technician cuba pergi ke bahagian "Menu DSR/Satellite Signal", didalam menu tersebut tekan butang 3, 6, 9.

2. Anda akan dapat menu "LO Frequency", disitu setting default sepatutnya "Manual" dan "Frequency" pada 10.000 GHz. Selepas keluar dari menu tersebut siaran anda akan sambung seperti biasa.

Teknik ini selalunya akan dicaj RM40-RM100 pada pelanggan. Oleh itu jangan tertipu dan sebarkan maklumat ini kepada orang ramai. ini akan jadikan siaran astro kite boleh ditonton pada bile2 mase ke? ( hujan lebat/ mendung / awan tebal)....

Rogol Kerbau